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My favorite cartoon character is Gir from the show Invader Zim. He is a small robotic droid that Zim gets to help him take over a secret planet. Before that Zim had been banished so when the rulers of his planet saw him they assigned him to a secret planet. They were working on World Domination assignments when he came in. They assigned him to a sticky note planet on the edge of their holocron projector. They then started giving out droid helpers called SIRs. Everyone got a SIR but once Zim came up the rulers made up a SIR bodied droid that had its head filled with a two marbles, a paperclip, and a piece of string. Thus Gir came around.

Gir is a funny stupid character that makes Zim look smart and Gir look extremly stupid. He has a  love for Piggies, Tacos, Moose, waffles, and chocolate bubblegum milkshakes. He has a disguise to keep people from knowing he’s a droid that looks like a funky dog.

This is Gir with his Piggy.

This is Gir in his Dog suit and has his piggy and a cupcake with him.

I thought that since I got some cool gear from that challenge that maybe I could gert some more gear. I walked back to that wall and found that my face was already there. So then I chose the speedy kill challenge. The people at the wall took me to another room. It was a square room with white walls. There was also a big wolf creature in a cage on the other side of the room. I took out my bow and aimed at the cage a bell rang and the cage door burst open and the wolf charged at me. I dove to the side and shot my first arrow.  It struck true and he fell down for a second. Then stood up and turned the other way. I saw my chance and loosened another arrow on it. It got itself lodged in the wolfs head and the wolf fell to it's grave. The bell rang and I looked up at my time. !!!!21 SECONDS!!!! an intercom yelled. !!!!A NEW RECORD!!!! I looked up and saw the guy who held the old record. He looked at me and frowned. I walked up the stairs and he pulled out his stuff. An endless quiver of any arrow. An enchanted dagger. Or a short sword. I decided after a few minutedss of looking I decided on the endless quiver. This is fun I thought. Maybe I should do some more tomorrow. I felt tired after the challenges so I walked up stairs and slept on my bed.

While I was going to the assignment room I came across a wall of pictures. I stopped to look at it. I saw a few faces I recognized. I asked about it and it was a wall of fame. I asked how to get on it and I was told that I had to beat these guys records. Also if you beat he record you get a special prize. I was segjusted to try the marksmen test so I agreed. I walked into a thin long room with a target at the end. It was a point shot contest. I had three arrows to score as high as possible. The largest score was 48 points out of 50. I took up my bow, knocked an arrow, and sighted down the shaft. I took in a breath and while halfway through breathing it out I released the arrow. It flew true to my aim and stuck the bulls eye. I did that again and then took my time fo the last. I took a few good breaths, knocked an arrow, sighted down the shaft. Then with great care I released the arrow. Thump it struck true and I won the prize. I could take any item from the last guy. So I walked up to him, showed him my warrent, and looked at his items. He had a mapel recurve bow. An endless arrow quiver. A 56 gretum gold dagger and a ruby and guldon covered sheath. I chose the recurve bow because it can be fired from horse back.

When I woke up I decided to go looking around. I followed all the twists and turnes of the guild halls. After about three minutes I came apon a big gigantic orc. He was a beast. He had a big #@$ battle ax on his back. I went up to him and started talking to him. “Hi” I said. “My names Feril whats yours.” He then turned to me and very freindly like said “I’m Gorgantuan Moinaban Gyikal Montorus of the Efranium Damdor tribe of Orcs.” “… Oooookaaaayyyy” I said. “Do you have a nickname?” “Yup” He said plianly. “You can call me Gorgan” “Okay Gorgan you do partner assasinations?” “No I have never done one before” He replied. “K then lets do one if you have the time?” “Course I have the time lets go.” As we walked to the assignment room we chated a bit more.

Once we got there we went up to Lenord the assignment guy. He gave us a project to kill a noble man. We agreed and set off. We walked to the city and went in his house. Walked up to a crawlspace and loosened a moose head and it killed him instantly. We walked out and the buttler atacked us. Gorgan with one slice killed him. We left and ran back to the guild and took our reward.

I went to the next town. This one though was a bit more heavly gaurded. I really had to sneak around and once I reached the court yard I saw him. Oh my gosh he was the size of a bear. Oh well I thought. I’ll kill him like I’d kill a bear. I pulled out a steel three pronged arrow. I pulled the bow string but then I thought. What if I don’t kill him. I then pulled out a second. I pulled the first back aimed for the neck and fired. I was right it didn’t kill him. I quikly pulled another and shot his head. But no avail. He then charged at me sword in hand. I pulled out my dagger and stabbed his stomach. Still nothing. I then swoopd around him and slit his throat. He made a gurgling sound and fell. Two left. The next town went fast I walked in and what do you know the woman was just walking out. I then began to follow her out. I tracked her and then, once the town was out of sight I swiftly stabber her throat. One left. Finally the last one he was a guard for the Imperial city. I got close to the wall ad shot him once through the armor and he fell off the wall. Once I got back I took my reward of 8,000 geikas. Sweet I am a rich man now. Then I slept.

When I woke up the next morning I felt good and refreshed. Got out of bed and streached. Then walked out of my room and into the hallway. It was brightly lit and inviting. I walked out and into the front room. There were people talking to friends and others listening to the rumors of a newly escaped criminal. Nobody was suspicious of me because to them I was a little snot nosed brat. I walked up to a table and asked about anything new going on. The men sat for a moment then began laughing. They thought it was funny I was asking for information. But then one man started to tell me of a town that had a king just assasinated a little while ago. I asked if they knew where the assasins were going. They said probly to the castle Golikan. Oh I think I’ll head there and pay them a visit. I payed my tab sadled my horse and left. On the road I thought how cool it would be to be an assasin. I road for a few days when I came apon a camp out in the woods. I walked in and felt the feeling I was being watched. I whirled around sword in hand and there was a man in a cloak aiming a bow at me. “Stop” I said “I mean no harm I am looking for some information.” He hoped out of the tree he was in and asked what I wanted. I said I wanted info on the assasins coming this way. The man stopped and blew a little horn. Eight more men came out and they looked at me. He said thry were the assasins. I was amazed. I asked if i could join them. They talked about it then said if I survived assasinating this king I could join. I agreed and we left camp. Once the kingdom came into veiw we takled over the plan. I was to scale the castle wall while they created a diversion and I would jump in the kings room, slit his throat and climb back out of the kingdom. I started my asent a little later. I was about three quarters up when a shout was heard around the kindom. That was the diversion. I clibed faster jumped silently into the room and there ungaurded was the sleeping king. I stalked overpulled out my dagger and crept ever so close and stopped. Then with great care bent down and slit the king’s throat. He would die soon so I jumped out the window and slid down the rope landing with a thump. I was met with congratgultions and we hurried off. We were headed twords the assasins guild. Once there I ws shown to the leader and he stared me down. I stared back with a look of ambition. He smiled and said “He’ll do.” I was overjoyed. I was in a very poweful guild now. I was then assigned to another project. I was to kill a family of power. I would get 500,000 geikas for this task. I set off once more and came to the first house. I was a very nice house with gaurd dogs out front. Oh well. I jumped the fence and walked around the dogs looking for a window. Bingo one out of a bedroom. I looked in and there was the daughtor. I drew my bow aiming for her heart and fired. All that was heard was the connection of her and the arrow. One down three to go.

I was overjoyed at being free of that jail. What was I going to do now? I was going to find my weapons (and mail bag and maybe some other items). I decided to scope the place out under disguise. I found the perfect disguise under the cat fur. I put it over me. It fit perfectly. In the castle I walked. It was a very fortified castle. It had ramparts arching holes. But the most amazing thing were the houses built short in-front and tall in back. I walked in further and saw what I was looking for. There was a little vendor selling maps of the town to tourists. I ran up and immediately bought one. It was a very detailed map of the town. It showed up on the ridge was the castle and the first room on it said ARMORY in big red letters. Yessss. I thought. This would be easy. I started for the castle. Then it just got easier. A shout came from the soldiers. “A criminal has escaped!” they shouted. I laughed to my-self. I could now walk in and take anything I wanted. It was beautiful. I walked in the armory and there sitting against the wall was my sword, bow, quiver, and mail bag. To easy I thought. I walked over picked them up and looked for anything else I needed. Ah ha. There was a whole wall for all types of armor. Light armor, heavy armor, chain mail and it all was just laying there for me to take.

So I took as much as my bag would carry and grabbed some for me and walked out. I was about to walk out when I saw a stable. I was like literally stealing from this place and it just got easier. I bought the best horse they had (the shop keeper was surprised I could pay for it being so young but he didn’t ask questions just took his geikas) and rode out of the town lauging my head off. I had just short changed one of the most powerful people in the world. I felt great. After I rode for a few hours I pulled the skin off me. I then for an instant felt totally winded and I decided to find an inn.

I rode the path for about an hour when sure enough an inn came into view. I rode up, picketed my horse and walked in. It was a poor inn and happy to see a customer. I asked why it was so deserted when it was so close to the castle. The inn keeper then explained a witch had moved into a cave just north and it was killing their business. The witch also had a generous price on her head. It was for 50,000 geikas. “Holy #$%^ that’s a lot!” I exclamed. I could use that “money,” I thought. I asked to have direction to the cave. He said it was up the hill and if you see weird creatures roaming around your close. I thanked him and walked out. Under his breath I heard him say “He was a nice kid to die so quickly.” I walked out and up the hill.

I was walking when a frog with a bull body hopped out. Okay this is weird i thought. But to the man’s word there was a cave and a moving body in it. I laughed quietly. I pulled out my bow knocked an arrow and sighted it down. I saw my target and fired. Thump… I struck but the witch whirled on me. “Holy $%$# It’S AFTER ME!” I ran but it followed me. It was a little bit away when I whirled sword in hand. I let out a wild war cry and started hacking at it with everything I had. It was shrieking a blood curdling scream. Then with one stroke I hacked it head off. The body fell blood flying everywhere. I wiped my sword and went in the cave. It had a lot of valubal necromancer objects. I took them to sell in the next town i came to. Then I walked back to the inn. When I walked in the din had lifted and people were there. Wow I thought. Words spread fast here. I walked to the counter and there the inn keeper looked at me and said “good job kid.” I got a free room and in that room I slept.

I started to move more carefully this time. But I hadn’t walked far when I stepped on something. I looked and saw that it was an old rusty iron bow. I picked it up and there were some arrows in the quiver. I strung the bow and kept a short pace. Then as I rounded a corner I saw a big mutilated zombie turning the corner. I shot my arrow. It aimed true and struck. I heard a muffled thump as it struck the zombie in the chest. It turned. I aimed again and fired. Thump. Again, thump. Again, thump. It drew ten feet away when I strung the last arrow, brought it up to my face, sighted it down and Fsh thump. It struck the place its heart should be and it stood silently. Then as if teetering on a boat, thump it hit the ground almost dead. I grabbed my knife, jumped with a wild cry and came down on it. I stabbed it and it fell silent. I got up, picked out my arrows and I kept down the path.

After a little bit I came across a fire. I looked around and then heard a cry as a goblin hurled itself at me. I jumped away and began to mercilessly stab it. It just wouldn’t die. I jumped back, knocked an arrow and let it loose. It collided with the goblin’s heart and it fell into a pit full of rats. The rats then started eating its flesh. I was sickened at the sight, I moved on. I then came to a room full of goblins at their fires. I could see them but they couldn’t see me. I knocked an arrow and shot, one fell. Two looked but before they could run they dropped like rocks. Last one left, he was a smart one and hid. I walked out arrow knocked and a ball of magic almost intercepted me. The goblin was a mage. I looked, aimed and shot before it could utter the words. All it did was gurgle and die. I looted the cavern and then kept at a fast pace.

I came upon some sewer pipes and saw an exit. I jumped for the light and I fell eight feet into the water. I was alive and well and happy. I then swam to shore. At the shore I jumped for joy and started up the path. I was then met by two bandits and they began to attack me. I knocked an arrow and shot at one. It struck him and I ran at the other and stabbed him. I was free for the time being.

It was three hours to my execution and I was very scared. But then my luck rose like a rocket. I heard footsteps pitter pattering down the hall, stopping in front of my cell door. The lock clicked and the door creaked open. There standing in fine robes and jewelry stood the emperor of the castle. He asked the guard if this was the cell. He answered with a nod. Then he turned to me and told me that a secret passage led out of the city. I looked at him in amazement. Then a grating sound came rumbling out of the wall and there, where my bed was just moments ago, lead a skinny path.

The guard told me I could come and gave me the dagger from his right hand in case of enemies. We then went in single file. First me, then a guard, the emperor, and another guard. We walked for a little while and then the corridor opened into a monstrous room. Suddenly out of nowhere came thirteen assassins to kill us. After the fight my dagger gleamed with the red blood of the enemy. We fought many more on our journey through the tunnels and finally we found the exit.

But then a well-placed arrow came out of the darkness hissing with glee. One guard jumped for it but was short by a centimeter. It then embedded itself into the heart of the emperor. He had not long to live but told me his story. He then took my hand in his and died. But when he let go, in my hand was the most beautiful gem I had ever seen. A guard saw and explained what it was. It was the gem of kings. I had to give it to a man named Torano and he would take care of it. Then he showed me the exit and they left. I walked through the opening and came upon a cave full of rats. I slayed them all and found a skeleton on the floor. He must have been murdered by something terrible to be totally meatless. I then thought will I survive this?

A dark blanket covered the sky as a lone figure came rushing out of the castle. He was riding low and had a black cape over his face. In his arms was a baby. A little newborn that he had taken to save from death. This man was my father. He had taken me from the castle twelve years ago. I am a young boy with a special power. I have the power to control objects and things. I was foreseen to become the king of all the land. The king at the moment wanted to kill me because he wanted to keep the throne. When I was seven years old the king found out where I lived and he attacked us that night. My dad and mom fought hard to save me but in their attempts he smote my dad on the side and killed him. My mom then hacked at his sword and knocked it out of his arms. She started to cleave him in two when he pulled a knife and stabbed her to death. But when he was stabbing her she caught him on the shoulder and after the battle he was inches from death.

I ran for my life. When he recovered, I was leagues away from that kingdom and went through two more domains. For many years after he tried to track me down and kill me. I had no map or no steed so I kept running until one day I hit an ocean. In one lucky town I found a map. So now I go where I plan, which is away from that kingdom. I passed three leagues from that kingdom once and ran for my life when a patrol almost caught me. Now I run where I can while earning a living. I run mail from one end of the world to the next.

Always running and never stopping except for food and sleep, I lost all my baby fat. My body had acquired a muscular tone and I could run for hours on end. My power had grown because I used it to cover my tracks so no one could follow me. I have blonde hair with brown eyes. I am 5′2 and I have a bag always slung over my shoulder. This bag always has at least ten pounds of mail in it. I also always carry a sword at my side and a bow with quiver over my shoulder. I carry a pouch full of money in my pocket so I can buy food. I earn 20 geikas at every stop in a town that I make.

I carry anything from chain mail and weapons to letters to someone’s grandma. I like carrying swords and mail because I get to meet soldiers who tip me generously. If they desire, they also teach me how to use the weapon they ordered. One soldier gave me his old bow (the one I have now) and another forged me a sword made of gelica. Gelica is a very rare and beautiful metal. My sword gleams in the light when I run. I have never used any of my skills with either a bow or sword but I practice all the time so when I do I’ll be ready.

I am right now stopped at a town called Ternium which is a port on the sea of Gaden. This is a dangerous place because it is only 3 leagues away from the castle. I’d leave but the problem is that I have been captured. My execution is in two days. I have to get out of here.

I found a song in my “time” that fits one or a few of my and my freinds expiriances. I have a freind who when he was in high school lost a freind to murder. I had learned about this event a few halloweens ago. We were walking down a street between houses when the idea of suicide and murder came up (I don’t know how but it did). He told me that he had a great freind in high school that was stabbed to death at school. His freind and the guy had a row and they started throwing punches. Then unexpectedly they guy pulled a knife a stabbed him 4 times in the stomach. I have had a lot of times when someone I know has threatened to commit suicide. I am scared through these events. This is that song. [googlevideo]4508904905498206858[/googlevideo] This song makes me tear up because it reminds me of these evnts and it’s like the fly in your ear that won’t leave. The line how to save a life just makes me thank god for those who survive attempted murder and suicide.

 You wake up and you walk around your room breaking pots. Then you can leave the room and you can break more pots and talk to a the owner and he says: Ordona is looking for you better go see him in the barn.: you walk out the door and look around and see a liitle village with a lot of people in one spot. A person has entered the village hurt it looks like. Ordona comes running out of the croud and says: you better see this. princess Zelda has entered the village. She’s hurt bad. you better take a look.: you nod When you get there you see a young girl not but six years old. She looks like someone ambushed her on the way. One you see a small dagger at her side and it is dripping blood and two she had a series of cuts on her. She was also barely conscious. The crowd looks at you expectantly due to your expert healing skills. The oddest was that you are only seven years old. You look at Ordona and you and him go take her to a little tent set up. you are a little nervous because she is cut everywhere and you are scared to invade her space so you hesitate then begin peeling off her shoes socks and other garments leaves screen(you do not see Zelda naked). You walk out of the tent a bit later and the town looks nervous. You tell them she will survive.

:Movie at beggining of game: You are sitting on a fence with your freind Ordeno. You to talk saying.

Ordona: The darkness and shadows seem to be getting thicker don’t you think?

Link: Yes oddly enough.

Ordona: Did you hear the news a strange man has entered the relm. He is robbed in black and has with him a pack of who knows whats. But they are said to have LARGE teeth that can cut almost any metal.

Link: Yes I di

Farm Owner Jhon: Hey time to go to bed we got a big day ahead.

Both: Okay sir we’re coming.

Both run to farm house of to the west racing eachother.

You are a young seven year old boy living in the town of balerd. You are a farm hand and know nothing of your birth parents or your birth place. Your life goes great untill he comes. A mysterious figure robed in black entered the domain. Nobody has ever seen him but those who have havn’t been seen scince. But ever scince he came the days have been growing darker by the hour. You have no trouble with this darkness till a certen someone came rushing into the village. It was a little six year old girl. But no ordinary girl this girl was the one and only princess Zelda. She had come with a message telling the people a young farm hand must go to the fountain in North Balerd with her. You are a shy boy so you slowly step out and your heroic adventure begins.

1. I want to read and watch Eragon and write about how terrible they made the book in a three paragraph essay. This will be done in three easy to remember steps. First I will read the book to know the dialog then I will watch the movie. Last, I will write how terrible the movie was compared to the book.

2. I want to learn more about the making of candies. This will be done in four easy steps. First I will learn about the making of candy. Then I will write out a recipe for the candy I want to make. Next I will make that candy with my owqn hands. No machines will do my work. Last, I will give the class a peice of candy each to show my accomplishments.

Your Identity is the main thing in your life. It builds up your personality and makes you… well you. It is what makes you like what you like and do what you do. Good or bad it doesn’t matter if you are a criminal you are still you. This is how god made you to be. He before you were born wrote up a script of everything you would ever do in your life. He would make you breath it that exact time. Once he did that he would look at your script a think what would he be like what is his identity. Then he would mold your identity to fit that script exactly. word for word action for action. But if at some point in your life it gets stolen from you what happens. It makes you uncomfortable in your own skin. You will be destroyed from the inside. When I say stolen identity I don’t mean a credit card or something. I mean that they take away that mold that god made for you. I’ve felt that before that feeling that I’m a foreigner in my own skin.

Feeling comfertable in your own skin is very important. If your not your not comfertable at all. It makes you feel not you like your identity was stolen frm you like you are a ghost traveling from body to body and you just got into a new one. It feels as if you just got in this body when you’ve been in it your whole life. You may get this feeling when people say to you. It is impossible or act like a lady or be a man or you should do this instead. These all make you uncomfertable in your skin like your identity what you were meant to be is taken and you are given back an altered unreal identity that makes you someone else.

This concept of being a foreigner in your own skin is a scary. I t means that you are not you but someone else in the body of you. I know that people want to be cool but then they cange that identity and then they make friends that aren’t like them. My polacy is that you will make a lot of friends being popular, but they bail on you after a while for a new cool kid. But if you are you then you will find those friends mabey only a few but they will be your freind for the longest time. So being a foreigner in your skin is what makes you make mistakes becuse you want to be perfect but then you try to hard and blow it and then you go to a new popular group.

In the book Dragonwings Moon Shadow has to have multipul identities. If he is talking to a White Demon his tone and volcabulary is different than if he was talking to a Tang person. When Moon Shadow talks to a White Demon he talks in a very respectful I’m not worthy kind of tone. But when he talks to The Company he talks in a less respectful sure whatever kind of tone. His identity is that sure whatever because that’s how he talks to his friends. When he talks to the White Demons he changes his identity and becomes a foreigner is his own skin. He then feels less confident and starts that I’m not worthy kind of tone. Then the White Demons take advantage of him and make hm their “slave”.

I felt this way before when it was my first day of middle school. I had to be as respectful as possible and be mature. But that is not aloways me so I was changing that mold for the time being. I was scared more scared than needed beacuse I was a foreigner in my skin. My identity changed so I felt like I was in a new body and this had a different way of running my life. That I think is what makes you freaze in terror. Not the new area but how you have changed that necestity to what you think you should be instead of what you are.

What I’m getting at is that if you arn’t comfertable in your skin then you arn’t being you and that should change. Don’t be afraid to be who you were born to be instead of what you think you should be. Be happy for yourself. Don’t think that nobody wants to be with someone like you. There are people out there that are those people out there. You may not know them now but once you meet them in their own skin with their own personality you’ll know them.

one day there were two lonley chickens. But not two ordinary lonley chickens. They were magical lonley chinkens. But that’s not all they were magica, magician like lonley chickens. So one day they said i wish there were more chickens. But there were to many dangers of live birth. There were so many predeters that the chickens would get eaten up. So they pulled out their special chicken magician paper that could dissapear. They then started writing out a plan. They would make a hard outer shell for the chicken to be safe in till it was strong enough. Then they m ade the chicken in the egg and waited. Predetors would chomp and chomp and chomp but never get anywhere. So then 3 weeks later the egg broke and out walked a big muscular magical chicken. They were never lonley again.

My mom showed me that dove video (so did Mr. Wilkoff) and it made me think. Are we really that beautiful? I mean we all look at the billboards with all those beautiful women. They have like no flaws and they have the wavey perfect hair. So this is my thinking we spend so much moey on make-up and then people see us and they say wow I wish I looked like them. But I see people that don’t wear make-up and they are just as beautiful as anyone else. I think that is why people wore corsets back in Old England. They were worried that they were fat and ugly and supressing their stumach would make them look skiney and fancey and well beautiful. Here is that video of a commercial make a girl “beautiful”.

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Interesting that the movie says no wonder our perception of beauty is distorted. No wonder our perception of beauty is distorted. I always thought that all these women were born beautiful and that only very few people were given the gift of a perfect flawless body. But that was wrong the day my mom showed me this. I was so abashed that I looked at it over and over again. I think we have to look under all the make-up and desiner clothes (not so their naked but like look in their soals) and only there will you see their true beauty.

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We found a place to stay and Claw, Vein, and Shadow got our room set up. Fairy and I though were going out to see if we saw any dangerous traps around. We were out really late so when we came back the night clerk let us in but we had forgotten our key to our room. So without knowing they had more keys we got a new room. So we went and turned in for the night.

The next morning we knocked on our door and Shadow opened the door. “Where were you last night?” she said in that cold dark voice of hers. “We couldn’t get in so we got a new room.” I said. So we went in. “Hey Shadow?” I asked. “Can you make our wings disappear so we could see if we are healthy or not at a doctor’s office?” “Probably,” said Shadow simply. “Let’s check,” I said.

I took off my shirt when we got in the room. And as she said, she could make our wings disappear. So that day we went to the doctor’s office. Everything went fine till Fairy went in and the doctor told us to bring Fairy back in four months.

So four months later we came back with Fairy and her stomach had grown very unusually large. The doctor looked at her and said, “Interesting.” I froze; could he be a bluejacket? But he then said something very odd. “She’s pregnant.” he said simply. “WHAT!!” I yelled. Then quieter I asked. “What is pregnant?” The doctor said. “It means she has a baby inside her.”

SHE HAS A BABY IN HER?!” I yelled in disbelief. “Yep” the docotor said simply again. I hate it when people act like this is 1st grade stuff. “When is the baby going to come out?” I asked. “Well, the baby’s growth is unusually fast so I think two months, and seeing you have never had a baby before… ” he said directed at Fairy. “Don’t drink wine or other alchohlic drinks and eat plenty because you have another body to feed inside you… How old are you anyway?” “Fifteen,” Fairy said in a scared voice. “Well, if you want, we have a high protection home for pregnant minors and their families,” the doctor offered. “That would be perfect,” Fairy said. “How much longer will I be pregnant?” “I’m thinking a month and a half,” the doctor guessed. “How will I know when it’s time for the baby to come?” “You’ll be fine; just wait and when you have a feeling that you’ve never felt before tell the bed maid and we will take care of you,” the doctor said supportively, “Here’s a map to get there and don’t do any heavy exercize.

When we got there I was shocked. There were normal people in suits with these GIGANTIC guns and EVEN BIGGER guns strapped to the floor. When we walked inside there was a guy with a patch that said Security Gaurd on it. He then asked “Are you the family from Denver?” “Yes.” I said with relief in my tone. “Fill out this sheet please.” he said. On this sheet it wrote.

First name of pregnant woman_________________

Middle name of pregnant woman_________________

Family last name________________

First and middle name of family staying with you below.

First Middle

_______________ ________________

______________ _______________

_______________ ________________

_______________ ________________

Age of pregnant woman_____

Age of family members _____ ______ ______ ______

Birth days

Pregnant woman_________________

Father______________

Siblings________________

________________

______________

Pregnant woman’s signature____________________

Fathers signature__________________

Siblings signature(s)_________________
_________________

_________________

Doctors signature___________________

Have a good stay at pregnant woman and family home.

“wow,” I said after sighning the last part. “That was interesting.” So we handed in our sheet and got our room key. When we got to the room I was dumb struck. This was a GIGANTICMOMANTICFEEFIFOFANTIC room. This was the largest room I’d ever seen. It was exactly like a house. It had a kitchen, four bedrooms, three bathrooms, and a full size living room. While still looking I came across a computer and a big… no more like a HUGE screen TV. When Fairy saw all this see was flooded with emotion. Probly thinking that this was the first time somebody ever showed that they cared about her. Then Shadow came in and acually she looked amazed and happy at the sametime. Claw was so happy that he spun around and fell to the floor crying with joy. Vein (not seeing anything but) new that he was in the greatest place in their lives and they had it for two whole months(at least). Then a guard came in and asked “Is there anyone who you would like to keep away?” “Yes we do,” I said “We want you to keep these people away.” As I pulled out a picture of a Rafner. “Okeydokie” he said in a jolly tone. “Make yourself at home. So that night we went to bed in peace.

What I didn’t know was that they had planted a tracer chip on my arm and were tracking me that very moment. That night around three in the morning three tall, dark, furry, and scaley creatures walked into our apartment building.

“They should be on the second floor, third room on the left,” one of the Rafners said.

What they didn’t know was that we had just recently moved to the room opposite.

When they blasted down the door of the other room we woke and looked out. There were three tall figures standing in the other doorway.

“Rafners” I whispered. Then I held two fingers behind my back crossing each other which meant move back quietly. When we got back, I said “we gotta split.” Then outside we heard a roar and then some running. They were going to get something.

“Guys, we need to see what they are getting.” I exclaimed.

Then as if on cue, a loud crunch was heard and we looked out the window. The Rafners were going to burn the place down. They had started a little fire by the building. We then, in about ten seconds, went into action. Fairy ran and pulled the fire alarm, while we grabbed all our gear and split.

But the Rafners saw us and each pulled out a small hand held gun and started shooting at us. But we were too fast and in moments we were free of the Rafners and were looking for somewhere new to stay.

I woke that morning to six little chimes. Six already I thought. Geez I said as I crawled out of bed. I was dizy with lack of sleep. I had been up late for the last seventeen nights and I wanted sleep. But then I herd a scrabbling on the roof. I looked out the window “snow” I said “It is so beautiful i thought I love snow. Then the scrablling came again. I looked out the window and a Dirty old dog was somehow on my thatched roof. I got up on the roof and on the left side of its body it was mangled and bleeding. It also seemed to have a broken leg and a few broken ribs. I then took it and cared for it and I saved that little dog. I loved him till he died two years later. I cried for hours on end he had been my partner my bud my only reason for living. I felt cold each night without him to keep me warm I felt dead and undead again. I decided to move to town. I hopped to find a pet there but I not making any promises to myself.

So life went on for a week or so. We never really did much different. We woke up, went to work, came home, and talked. Then the next morning we woke up, went to work, but while I was driving a Rafner stopped me and told me to come with him since they had a few questions for me. I decided to not make a fuss because then I would jepordize our safety. When I got to the place it turned out that they wanted to know if I knew anything about the mutants. I said that I had seen their signs and that being a mail carrier I looked for any signs of them, but I never had any leads. So with that they let me out of the building. I then went and finished delivering the mail.

It turned out that we were 23 miles from Denver, Colorado. We could get jobs there and get a place to stay. I thought it was a wonderful idea. So we went.

When we got there we saw signs that offered jobs and rooms to rent like expected. The best job posting we found was one for mail carriers that read “anyone who wants some money and still have some time for yourself call 303-982-45609 or go to the post office at the corner of S. Torn Monkey St. and Lincoln.“ We each got hired and I was sent off to Highlands Ranch each day. I delivered the mail to a little neighborhood off of a street called Quebec. After work each day I flew back home (and home was the Holiday Inn off Broadway). Each night when everyone got home we told each other what we saw. Some days we had nothing interesting, but one day we saw a Rafner troop and unit. They were posting signs everywhere, notifying people that they were looking for five mutant bird people and to be careful because they are dangerous.

We decided that we couldn’t fly mail anymore. We had to get drivers licenses. So we took our spare money and started our driving lessons. It was so much easier than flying that we passed our test the first day. Then the driving instructors gave us these little pieces of plastic that showed we could drive. I put mine in my new wallet with the other piece of plastic called a credit card, which put your money in a bank and kept it safe so you didn’t have to carry paper money around. It was great getting to deliver the mail in something that did work for you rather than flying around all day. The bad thing was that sometimes I had to fill up the truck with something called oil that was needed to run the truck.

When we woke up I was laying beside Fairy with her hugging me in her sleep. I didn’t want to wake her so I slowly and quietly got up, but I hit my head. I was in a cave. I crawled out and Shadow, Vein, and Claw were sitting in front of the cave talking. When I moved closer, without looking Vein said “sleep well last night?” I then asked what time it was and they said about midday. Claw explained, “I woke up and saw you love birds and then I woke the others. We then moved you in that cave.” They told me they knew we were in love with each other and thought that when they found us together they would stay out of our business. I thanked them and then I got breakfast and waited for Fairy.

I felt cold that night. I am not used to cold temperatures because ahmdeforgebiotech always had a constant temperature. Fairy had laid so close to the fire the flames almost licked her cheek. I wish I was the fire by her side and kept her warm. I need to tell her soon or I might just die of anxiety. I love her but she seems too good for me and she always acts odd around me. So tomorrow I will te (yawn) ll her I… (snore)

“Finally he fell asleep,” I thought. I was pretending to sleep by the fire. I had decided that day to crawl up to him and sleep closely to him.

We crawled head first into each other. I had been pretending to snore so that when she fell asleep I could crawl over and sleep by her. But, she must have gotten up. We were both so surprised that we hit each other, we started explaining all that had gone through our heads. So obviously we were happy we loved each other and snuggled up together and slept the night away.

As we went on I thought about my team. I mean being able to shrink isn’t all that wonderful really. I sometimes wish I could be like Shadow. She can disappear whenever she wants. I can get close but I’m still somewhat visible. Also, Claw is able to beat up things larger than him. I wish I was like them. Jerry… I like him, not as a friend though, I want to be more. I am afraid he will not like me. When he cleaned me up I felt close to him. I think I’m in love. I need to tell Jerry how I feel.

I wish my power had come, Claw can stretch, Vein can, in a way, see things that will happen, Shadow can disappear, and Fairy can shrink. Then there’s me Jerry, the leader, with no power whatsoever. They are lucky. They have extra abilities. I have none. …I love Fairy though. I find being with her comforting. But I don’t know if she likes me. I’m scared, but I won’t admit it to my team. I fear we may not live. I also need to tell Fairy how I feel.

“So,” I said “here’s the plan. First, Fairy you shrink out of your cage. Then make the guards see you. Run past Claw’s cage and he will stretch to the other cage and closeline the guards. Fairy will make them give her the keys and she will unlock us. Shadow will then take the guards and throw them out the window. Lastly, Vein will blow us out of this place with an acid bomb. So ready everyone…let’s do this.”

As expected it worked fine and we were out stretching our wings. But the Rafners were shooting their guns at us. We swerved and dodged, but then a well placed shot hit me in the wing and I started losing altitude very quickly. As I plummeted the group raced after me. Within seconds Vein grabbed me and Claw stretched and launched us back up. Then for the next hour Claw carried me while Fairy went in my body and slowly pushed the bullet back out.

When she got out and resized she was covered in my blood. I went hurriedly to clean her beautiful body that had blonde curly hair, deep all-knowing young blue eyes, and beautifully placed muscles. I then looked at poor Vein with nice black hair, sad non-seeing green eyes, and a mangled body. I looked at Shadow who had long brown hair, dark black eyes that sent fear all over, and not a very muscular body. Then Claw had bright white hair, beautifully shimmering hazel eyes, and very stretchy muscles that lifted tons. I felt right at home. Right in the middle of my group I felt more alive than ever before. I felt like I was human, not a mutant bird on the run. Running away felt more real than all those years in a cell trapped and tortured. I needed air not those little masks or the fumes that were in the air at the lab. I felt like I could be normal, have a family, and live life to its fullest.

I am 14 years old and I’m stuck in the same cage. I get to be taken out for one hour to fly. At first I crashed all the time but now I fly and learn fighting techniques. I also catch glimpses of big Rafners (part wolf, human, and fish) that are patrolling the borders in their morphed human form. They also hold these little metal objects in their hands. One time the bluejackets had a Rafner shoot something from the objects that stunned and knocked me out. I figured out that those objects are called guns. The guns they shoot at me are stun guns and the Rafners outside have guns that kill. I am not the only bird human thing now, there are four more of us. There’s me Jerry, a girl named Shadow, a boy named Claw, a boy named Vein, and a girl named Fairy. Shadow is age seven and is able to disappear. Claw is twelve and can stretch to amazing lengths. Vein is twelve also and is blind but can tell when people are coming. Fairy is twelve but has two powers. She can shrink to any size and can read or control people’s minds. We plan to escape this horrid place.

This blog post was accepted by Mr. Wilkoff for use as a Weekly Authentic despite its controversial nature.

There I sat in the cage just big enough for me and some food. I had been in it since I was a little boy. I almost forgot my name. It took a while to remember. My name is Jerry. Jerry, biological cell experiment #1. Weird name huh. Well before you get to know me better, I live in a place called amdeforgeboitech (ahm-day-forge-biotech). Odd name, right? Or, as I call it, Living Hell. One, I have almost daily experiments that are exactly like torture because they are trying to change my cells and give me wings. Yes, wings sound excellent, but the pain is almost unbearable. I also get a lot of shots and other medications. The bluejackets have finally completed my cell rearrangement but my wings are now beginning to grow and I have check-ups hourly with (of course) more shots and meds. Soon my wings will grow and I will be used, along with other stolen kids, as a weapon.

I fear that I will be the one to save the world.

This is a very funny and totaly odd post that has a weird kid and a moose. I must say that the description is great and I recomend reading it and its sequal.

Mary has a little lamb because she got it for hannaka. Yes supprisingly she’s Jewish. Then the fleece was white as snow when they acidentaly poured white out on it. So it followed her to school one day because it wanted the cookie in her pocket which was agenst the rules because New York public school isn’t for sheep. Then Mary chased it out and locked it in it’s kennal and ate it for dinner that night.

How sad

One day my sister and her freind alexis, Amy and I were at tokeo joes. We were all having a good time being emo and what not. My sister was constantly in the bathroom pretending to thow up and being anerexic. (She’s not really anorexic though.) Then when we got our food Alexis kept steeling my sister’s food. Then my sister turned around and a little boy was standing there. My sister sceamed so loud she tramatized the kid. But in the mean time tramatized herself.

Well… The wheels on the bus go round and round because the driver was taking kids to school. The the air brakes failed and were stuck zooming around with no brakes all through town. Isn’t it also weird that there were pigs on the bus going oink oink oink. Well they hit a farmm and the pigs flew through the windows with all the other animals. Last why are the moms on the bus going SH SH SH. well It isn’t nap time it’s a bus for gosh sakes. Last the mom’s wouldn’t be saying sh after the wheels gave out they hit a farm and have pigs on the bus. If I was them I’d be freaking out. (They’re also moms, they freak out at dust.)

I’m sitting in my desk
I can’t think up a ryhme
So I look from my writing
looking at the time
Then it hits me
I know what to do
so start scroling down
It just might intrest you

scroll down

keep scroling

Here we are
why do people always have to lie about somthing
Like hey I’ll never tell anyone. (DO NOT LISTEN TO THEM!!!! THEY ARE LIEING LARGELY!!!!!)
Then they go make posters and send E-mails text people etc. etc. etc.
Sooooooo

DON’T EVER TELL ANYONE (ecept your bestfreinds ever Ever EVer EVEr EVER!!! AHHHHHHH!) (sorry for my randomness HA HA HAAAA! Sorry) YOUR MOST DEAR SECRETS

I’m sitting in my desk
I can’t think up a ryhme
So I look from my writing
looking at the time
Then it hits me
I know what to do
so start scroling down
It just might intrest you

scroll down

keep scroling

Here we are
why do people always have to lie about somthing
Like hey I’ll never tell anyone. (DO NOT LISTEN TO THEM!!!! THEY ARE LIEING LARGELY!!!!!)
Then they go make posters and send E-mails text people etc. etc. etc.
Sooooooo

DON’T EVER TELL ANYONE (ecept your bestfreinds ever Ever EVer EVEr EVER!!! AHHHHHHH!) (sorry for my randomness HA HA HAAAA! Sorry) YOUR MOST DEAR SECRETS

Why do people cuss so much?

Why do people yell?

To you I will tell.

People seeem to cuss so much because they have a very thin volcabulary and they don’t get the meaning. They seem to cuss when they want to express what they’re feeling. They think it is a cool thing but truthfully it’s not. When do we cuss I can tell. You may be happy or sad or angry and they slip. Or they are ment as a insult because it’s all they can think about. We may never know how they came around but this I do know. Do not cuss just say hello